The Fatty Food Lover's Online Newsletter

To the First Edition!

Do you love your bacon? Do you rejoice in pastries, cakes, and french fries? Then you've come to the right place. Happy reading, eating, and traveling the fun-filled road to high cholesterol.

Horoscopes for Birthdays Falling Under This Edition

Gemini: You will eat an amazing coconut cream pie this Friday. Keep your eye posted for a new find, perhaps a new bakery close to your work. Virgo: Give up the new diet and exercise program. Being a couch potato is where it's at. Go buy yourself a big bag of Cheetos and some chili cheese fries, and life will start looking up.

Reminder . . .

Tour of the Chocolate Factory Scheduled for 8/11/00.

Want to Contribute?

If you've secretly wanted to write your own column, now's your chance. Are you an expert on fried food recipes or cooking with fat? Do you have all of the Fat-filled, unhealthy restaurants in the area memorized? Then share your knowledge! E-mail your entries, editorials, and columns to editors@fattyfoods.com